Five Reasons every Scot should be Offended by Netflix Film ‘A Castle for Christmas’

Give this film a miss if you are Scottish or you might end up throwing something at the television

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I sat down to watch ‘A Castle for Christmas’ on Saturday night. It looked promising — Brooke Shields and Cary Elwes. Two good actors. Set in Scotland — massive tick, and a romcom about an author who decides to buy a castle. On paper all good.

I am not Scottish, but I spent five of the happiest years of my life at Stirling University in Scotland. My maiden name is Kyle so it is highly likely my ancestors were Scottish and I have always adored the country. I love my Celtic cousins!

Ten minutes in and I was grinding my teeth in frustration. Here are five reasons this film may drive you to distraction, particularly if you like your films to have a bit of accuracy or authenticity:

1. Subtitles for the taxi driver’s words. Seriously. Get a grip. Don’t treat people like morons. I think most people would understand what he’s saying — it’s hardly Japanese.
2. Brooke Shields character arrives at Edinburgh airport and she says she is going to the Highlands. She then proceeds to get a taxi to the Highlands. Aside from the absurdity of taking a taxi to the…